Monday, February 20, 2017

Aphorisms no. 33


In America, your level of poverty is proportionate to the probability that you will be forced against your will to listen to autotuned rap at work by your brown or white trash coworkers.

A ∝ P

Where A = autotuned rap probability and, P = Poverty level

Corollary; bad music is how the lower classes mark their territory, with you being the territory marked.

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