Sunday, April 28, 2019

gamified dating apps

Swiping apps need to be replaced with dating game apps. This is because people are wasting too much of their time and defect/defect behavior is being tolerated.

Level 1: you go on the app and set up a profile with pictures. You earn points by rating which of two pictures is hotter, over and over again. The one on the left or the one on the right? This assigns you a secret score based on your hotness, ie., 8/10, 5/10, 7/10 or whatever. Once you have rated enough pictures you move on to level 2.


Level 2:

You are assigned to a hotness dating pool based on your looks and you can only see people who are hot/ugly as you are.

If you are a woman you earn points by sending sext messages. The AI recognizes weather or not the content of you message is sexual. If a woman sends you content that is not sexual you flag it and this trains the AI to better recognize sexual content.

If you are a man you earn points by sending romantic messages. Again, the AI is trained to identify non-romantic messages.

Conversations take the form of women sending sexual messages to men and men sending romantic content to women. Dick pics kick you down to level one. Failing to be sexual if you are a woman costs you points. Defection is penalized.


Level 3: You are only allowed to talk to someone for a week. Once you have messaged for a week all you messages disappear and a notification appears saying YOU HAVE LEVELED UP. Then it tells you, if you are female;

NOW YOU MUST PICK ONE OF THE MEN YOU HAVE BEEN MESSAGING TO GO ON A DATE WITH.

If you are a man it says,

NOW ONE OF THE WOMEN YOU HAVE BEEN MESSAGING WILL PICK YOU AND YOU MUST GO OUT WITH HER.

The woman has to select a local coffee shop/restaurant from a list that pops up. The game tells her that if she shows up for the date she will earn extra points and be allowed to continue playing the game. If she ghosts the man she will lose points and be kicked down to level 1. If the man fails to show up same penalty.

The GPS on his/her phone determines if s/he actually shows up.

Again defect/defect behavior is penalized.


Level 4: as you go on dates with a number of people incentives are offered. Dates are reviewed (mandatory review to use the app) and the better you behave the more rewards you unlock. Rewards are offered before every event. If female, sleeping with a man who is no better looking that yourself gets you extra rewards, being well behaved more rewards. If male, being a gentleman gets you rewards. Rewards come in the form of better looking partners offered to one.