Warparks

I was reading about Haiti the other day and I came to the conclusion I have come to time and again when it comes to that place: that Haiti desperately needs androcide. 

Androcide is the mass extermination of males. This is of course an incredibly hateful opinion but I think that when a group of males so comprehensively fails to create a functioning society it's time to get rid of them. Y chromosomes are honestly kind of disposable and a male who cannot create civilization should not exist. 

If that whole island were depopulated of its male sex and they were replaced with, oh say chinese men, Haiti would instantly improve as a society and the resulting half chinese half black population would be more intelligent and productive. It would also help solve China's gender imbalance where they have too many men and not enough women. 

This whole line of reasoning got me thinking about war in general and how we understand that involving women and children in war is wrong. I thought that maybe we should have something like a national park for war, a place where men can go and do their favorite thing after fucking women: killing each other.

Some sort of nuclear armed country like the United States would host the warpark. There would be one basic ground rule which is that you can't permanently contaminate the Earth so that means no nuclear weapons, no Agent Orange, no mustard gas, no landmines, and no depleted uranium. Small countries that have disputes with each other agree to settle their disputes in the warpark. This prevents them from having to damage their own infrastructure with bombs or put their own women and children in danger. The United States would enforce the results of the war. They fight until one of them captures or exterminates the other, at which point the captured party can agree to compromises in exchange for release or else be executed. If the loser males go back to their own country and refuse to abide by the treaty then real war commences.

This embodies two basic principles, one, that violent should not involve women and children, and two that you should take it outside when you have to fight. It's actually amazing the society continues to wage war in a way that puts women and children in jeopardy. War is males killing males and since our impulses cause it we should be the only ones involved with it.