Xenomorph chest pussy

Xenomorphs are the alien creatures in the movie Alien by director Ridley Scott. I want to talk about what would happen if Xenomorphs conquered the Earth, enslaved all of humanity, and began using us as breeding stock. 

Like the jew the Xenomorph likes to burrow into a people. Unlike a jew (who prefers to insert himself into the mental illnesses of white women), the Xenomorph prefers the human chest cavity. 

Generation after generation these aliens come bursting out of the chests of humanity. Life is nothing but misery and suffering, so pretty much par for the course for humanity. Humans are resilient and gradually they begin to evolve. First someone is born with a genetic mutation that deletes the sternum. This person survives the chest busting process and goes on to have more human children with the same mutation. Then another mutation causes a person to be born with a sac for the alien to live within. Then another mutation creates folds of skin so that the alien may be expelled without killing the host. Another mutation feeds the alien blood without mixing the aliens acidic blood with the human blood—kind of like a placenta and umbilicus. Gradually a pussy is evolving on the human chest, a Xenomorph chest pussy. 

Eventually the chest pussy humans develop psychological adaptations for Xenomorph life. They learn to LOVE the Xenomorph and enter into monogamous relationships with them. The love makes all the chest busting worth it. They host elaborate rituals where the human walks down the aisle in a special white dress while all the onlookers smile with joy. This bonding ceremony ends with a special Xenopriest saying "I now pronounce you Xeno and humo-wife." 

Years later some humans start a movement call "humanism" which teaches humans to "reclaim their voice which has been stolen by the Xenoarchy, " and " throw off the oppressive shackles of Xeno-dominance." To everyone's surprise the Xenos go along with this and give humans the right to vote in the Xenohive collective.

Humans begin to teach xenomorphs words like "consent," and tell Xenos to "believe all humans," when a human accuses a Xeno of violating consent. The humans and Xenos sit in college classes and receive shrill lectures from humans with blue hair about respecting humans, human rights, and how humans and Xenos are the same and regressive Xeno attitudes are a Xeno-archical gender construct.

But the long-term results are completely destructive. The Xenomorph birth rate crashes. Paradoxically so do human birth rates because over the course of millennia the humans apparently have become dependent on the process. In fact the humanist movement interrupts an ancient process that has been ongoing for millions of years; a process of gradual complete and total movement towards symbiosis of the two species. Going backwards now means destroying both of them and would be as painful as the process that created the system. The Xeno-archical system of Xeno dominance is actually essential for the survival of both species and in the end the birth rates of humans that rebel against it crash and they are replaced by a more docile breed. This is not because the Xenomorphs wipe out the rebellious ones—Xeno society long ago abandoned those harsh techniques—but simply because natural selection and psychological adaptation has locked the system in to its vector towards co-evolution. Abandoning things now spells certain doom.

Eventually the humanist movement is cancelled and humans are put back in the hive kitchen where they belong. The chest busting resumes and the two species climb back out of their fertility crash together. Life continues with a new, more docile, breed of chest pussy. The meek chest pussies inherent the Earth.